That thang is a beast....

1. We went to the beach last week. The sand was sooooo hot…I think I got some 2nd degree burns on my feet. Now I know why I don’t go to the beach. I really don’t need a tan.

2. Why do people eat crabs? It’s a whole lot of work for a whole little bit of meat.

3. The beach wheelchair was humongous and then I had to push it across a dune with Amaya in it. It was not fun at all. People were chuckling at me instead of helping….my karma stinks. It was pretty funny though.

4. I will be so glad when LeBron finds a team……

5. I will be so glad when the run on reality shows ends…

a. Toddlers and tiaras – really. Are you serious? Come on now….You can’t find anything else for your kids to do…ok Kai sachet down the runway son…lets go!

b. The cake shows are cool, but there are way too many of them.  Challenges, Ace of Cakes, Cake Boss, Cake - o - rama, (that last one isn't real)

c. Basketball wives….some aren’t even really wives…

d. Bait Car…..If a car is wide open, there must be a problem…my favorite was the guy who thought it was a movie…"Look at all the cameras.  What's going on?  Is this a movie?"  or the guy that started to cry.  That would be me. 

e. All the talent shows….If you aren’t really talented…..don’t go on the show….people will laugh at you, but not me….I swear I won't laugh at you....at least not to your face...

f. Drunken or not drunken 20somethings shows (Hills/Real World/Baldwin Hills)….that stopped being fun after Rosie went nuts in Hawaii on the Real World that year….she was out there…

g. Kardashians/Ray J. & Brandy/That Hank guy and his wife/Paris Hilton ….. Bring back Flavor and I’ll be watching….

h. Tiny and Toya....not sure what to say....
6. Jeff Goldblum on Law and Order seems really weird….he was The Fly…

7. I didn’t watch the BET awards….they are not very good anymore….I will watch it when it comes on 3 weeks from now to see Prince…

8. Classic .....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_PDns23RWY

9. Triple Play of bad Eddie Murphy movies: Pluto Nash, Meet Dave, Holy Man
There are more, but I just thought I'd write these 3.  But he has some great movies as well.

10. http://www.pavilionconcerts.com/page.aspx/pageid/39301/fresh-fest.aspx  - Fresh Fest 2010!!!

11. http://www.thenorva.com/schedule.php - Chrisette Michelle - Tears For Fears - Public Enemy!!!

12. Happy First Birthday to my son Kai!  Time to start throwing that curveball...or shooting jumpers....or firing birdies or forehands....or playing the drums...or walking down the runway...