http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgbNymZ7vqY Classic Muppets!
I wanted to blog about some random thoughts that have been rattling around in my head lately.
1. Why are the Steelers so bad? People say it’s a Super Bowl hangover. They must have been drinking some cheap vodka. Or tequila. Or Mad Dog. Grape.
2. How much Tiger Woods footage can a person possibly have right now? And why did the women need lawyers? I’m confused by that part.
3. Why does stuff that tastes good make you fat? I wish brussel sprouts tasted like cake? I’d be skinny as a mug.
4. Why do I catch myself watching the following shows: Operation Repo, It Only Hurts When I
Laugh, Worlds dumbest, Cheaters, Dog the Bounty Hunter, Segal: Lawman, Flavor of Love, and Dog Whisperer.
5. Congratulations to Bruton High Football! Good Job Coaches & Players!
6. Beat Cancer.
7. Why do people hate Tim Tebow? He doesn’t get into trouble, believes deeply in his religion, and can play some good football.
8. Why do people want to do the Stanky Leg and Jerk? Whatever happened to the cabbage patch and breakin’? Stanky leg sounds like the smelly kid in gym class. “Hey stanky leg! Did you get Presidential this year?”
9. Can someone explain to me why I thought Breakin’ 1 & 2 were good movies? Worst acting in the history of acting.
10. I love the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
11. I really like Kurt Warner. His life story is awesome.
12. Why do people go on Maury and take the test and not tell the truth? Why keep lying if you know you cheated? Maury KNOWS!
13. When did Maury become the new Springer? Maury used to have real shows. Then he said forget that! I need ratings! Let’s do lie detector tests!
14. I really enjoy Janet Evanovich books. Please, don’t tell anyone.
15. My dream vacation is Fiji. Why? Because no one ever says they are going to Fiji for vacation.
16. I am up watching football because I am trying to move ahead in my fantasy league playoffs. If I wasn’t in this league, I would not care.
17. I can’t wait until college hoops gets into full swing.
18. Why does it seem like there are not many good movies out anymore?
19. I used to watch the bad movies on USA up all night. Every time it came on I was watching those horrible movies.
20. Just because a song is more than 2 years old, it does not mean it is Old School! This is Old School...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_vLzsG2TCU
21. With my gray beard, I think I look like a hot grandad or something.
