1. We went to the beach last week. The sand was sooooo hot…I think I got some 2nd degree burns on my feet. Now I know why I don’t go to the beach. I really don’t need a tan.
2. Why do people eat crabs? It’s a whole lot of work for a whole little bit of meat.
3. The beach wheelchair was humongous and then I had to push it across a dune with Amaya in it. It was not fun at all. People were chuckling at me instead of helping….my karma stinks. It was pretty funny though.
4. I will be so glad when LeBron finds a team……
5. I will be so glad when the run on reality shows ends…
a. Toddlers and tiaras – really. Are you serious? Come on now….You can’t find anything else for your kids to do…ok Kai sachet down the runway son…lets go!
b. The cake shows are cool, but there are way too many of them. Challenges, Ace of Cakes, Cake Boss, Cake - o - rama, (that last one isn't real)
c. Basketball wives….some aren’t even really wives…
d. Bait Car…..If a car is wide open, there must be a problem…my favorite was the guy who thought it was a movie…"Look at all the cameras. What's going on? Is this a movie?" or the guy that started to cry. That would be me.
e. All the talent shows….If you aren’t really talented…..don’t go on the show….people will laugh at you, but not me….I swear I won't laugh at you....at least not to your face...
f. Drunken or not drunken 20somethings shows (Hills/Real World/Baldwin Hills)….that stopped being fun after Rosie went nuts in Hawaii on the Real World that year….she was out there…
g. Kardashians/Ray J. & Brandy/That Hank guy and his wife/Paris Hilton ….. Bring back Flavor and I’ll be watching….
h. Tiny and Toya....not sure what to say....
6. Jeff Goldblum on Law and Order seems really weird….he was The Fly…
7. I didn’t watch the BET awards….they are not very good anymore….I will watch it when it comes on 3 weeks from now to see Prince…
8. Classic .....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_PDns23RWY
9. Triple Play of bad Eddie Murphy movies: Pluto Nash, Meet Dave, Holy Man
There are more, but I just thought I'd write these 3. But he has some great movies as well.
10. http://www.pavilionconcerts.com/page.aspx/pageid/39301/fresh-fest.aspx - Fresh Fest 2010!!!
11. http://www.thenorva.com/schedule.php - Chrisette Michelle - Tears For Fears - Public Enemy!!!
12. Happy First Birthday to my son Kai! Time to start throwing that curveball...or shooting jumpers....or firing birdies or forehands....or playing the drums...or walking down the runway...
6.29.2010
6.04.2010
Huh?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IlHq3n3hy0
1. Are they going to make a Nemo 2? I hope so.
2. How can the dream for the Pittsburgh Pirates be over already?
3. I think I’m going to get a Jheri curl.
4. Yes, the umpire missed a call. Is it really that big of a deal? Congress wants to get involved. Shouldn’t they be trying to find a cure for Cancer?
5. RIP Rue McClanahan – Golden Girls was and is hilarious. RIP Gary Coleman – Whatchu talkin bout Willis? RIP Dennis Hopper – Hoosiers!!! Run the picket fence!!!
6. Is it bad that I like to listen to Blue Collar Radio? Does that make me a redneck? Like Uncle Ruckus on Boondocks? I think Larry the Cable Guy is very funny! Maybe I need to change my name to Billy Bob Ray?
7. I never watched Trois 1, so why would I want to watch Trois 11?
8. Beat Cancer
9. I’m hungry.
10. Kai really enjoys Yo Gabba Gabba. “Party in my tummy” is the jam! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Os-CACRwM8
11. Am I the only person that still calls albums, albums?
12. Can we please have a real, Real Housewives show? Like Real Housewives of Weirton? Or Real Housewives of Norfolk? Or Teacher/UPS/Bank Manager Wives instead of basketball wives?
13. Why are Christina Aguilera and Miley Cyrus trying to dress like Lady Gaga?
14. I just found out that earwax contains DNA. That’s gross and cool at the same time.
15. Pulp Fiction was a great movie. Mega Piranha with Tiffany (the 80s singer) was terrible. I can’t wait for Mega Piranha 2!!!
16. I think I am the only person who hasn’t seen Avatar. I did see Shrek 4 though. It wasn’t too bad.
17. If you are on Cheaters, why would you let them show your face? You really want those 15 minutes that bad?
18. Extreme Makeover has a tearjerker every week. I don’t’ watch that show.
19. Why do the people of CSI tell everything they did before going to court?
20. I got my free donut today. It was ok.
21. So, you're telling me the guy that goes to Progressive to get a better deal than the place he works can't get a really good deal on insurance? He needs to quit.
Good Movie - Pet Cemetery Bad Movie - Pet Cemetery 2
Good Movie – Spaceballs Bad Movie – Friday the 13th in Space
Good Movie – Blazing Saddles Bad Movie – Anything by National Lampoon’s after Animal House
Good Movie – Aliens 1 Bad Movie – Aliens 4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pd7dCbEfTs4
1. Are they going to make a Nemo 2? I hope so.
2. How can the dream for the Pittsburgh Pirates be over already?
3. I think I’m going to get a Jheri curl.
4. Yes, the umpire missed a call. Is it really that big of a deal? Congress wants to get involved. Shouldn’t they be trying to find a cure for Cancer?
5. RIP Rue McClanahan – Golden Girls was and is hilarious. RIP Gary Coleman – Whatchu talkin bout Willis? RIP Dennis Hopper – Hoosiers!!! Run the picket fence!!!
6. Is it bad that I like to listen to Blue Collar Radio? Does that make me a redneck? Like Uncle Ruckus on Boondocks? I think Larry the Cable Guy is very funny! Maybe I need to change my name to Billy Bob Ray?
7. I never watched Trois 1, so why would I want to watch Trois 11?
8. Beat Cancer
9. I’m hungry.
10. Kai really enjoys Yo Gabba Gabba. “Party in my tummy” is the jam! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Os-CACRwM8
11. Am I the only person that still calls albums, albums?
12. Can we please have a real, Real Housewives show? Like Real Housewives of Weirton? Or Real Housewives of Norfolk? Or Teacher/UPS/Bank Manager Wives instead of basketball wives?
13. Why are Christina Aguilera and Miley Cyrus trying to dress like Lady Gaga?
14. I just found out that earwax contains DNA. That’s gross and cool at the same time.
15. Pulp Fiction was a great movie. Mega Piranha with Tiffany (the 80s singer) was terrible. I can’t wait for Mega Piranha 2!!!
16. I think I am the only person who hasn’t seen Avatar. I did see Shrek 4 though. It wasn’t too bad.
17. If you are on Cheaters, why would you let them show your face? You really want those 15 minutes that bad?
18. Extreme Makeover has a tearjerker every week. I don’t’ watch that show.
19. Why do the people of CSI tell everything they did before going to court?
20. I got my free donut today. It was ok.
21. So, you're telling me the guy that goes to Progressive to get a better deal than the place he works can't get a really good deal on insurance? He needs to quit.
Good Movie - Pet Cemetery Bad Movie - Pet Cemetery 2
Good Movie – Spaceballs Bad Movie – Friday the 13th in Space
Good Movie – Blazing Saddles Bad Movie – Anything by National Lampoon’s after Animal House
Good Movie – Aliens 1 Bad Movie – Aliens 4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pd7dCbEfTs4
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