Saturday

Yesterday was a good day. I went on one of the fastest bike rides ever. My new bike homey convinced me to join the B group this week. They went pretty fast through the 37 miles. A cop pulled me over because of my excessive speed. It will be on speeders in a couple weeks. At least I'm not on Dumbest Police videos where Todd Bridges & Tonya Harding gets to talk about me. That would be embarrassing.
Then it was home for the day. I hung out with Kai, my eldest daughter Taylor, and cousin Kyra. We watched The Bourne Supremacy on TNT and then I watched Shooter. I changed a zillion diapers. Kai went to sleep at 920. He was tired of watching Shooter I guess.
My phone twitter isn't working. It is a national emergency. I think that should be on the news as much as Paula Abdul's not having a job. Don't shed a tear for Paula. She's still making money off of the "Forever your Girl" single. That was my jam. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgVhmly4s-M I listened to some crazy stuff in the 80s.
This is old, but it is very funny. Mad TVs Bon Qui Qui. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZkdcYlOn5M There are some really dumb things on YouTube. I bet me changing a diaper would get 400000 hits.
Today is my anniversary. Not too much planned. It's HOT already. I think I'll wear my speedo today to keep cool. That would be a great anniversary gift. Have a good one.