1. We need a real reality show like someone normal like a crazy aunt/uncle that someone has or a mom. Oh, wait; they have the show with Keisha Cole’s mom. Sorry I forgot.
2. Sade’s new CD came out today. Excellent as always. I may mention this in every blog for a while so get used to it.
3. I want an IPhone but there’s a problem with that…it costs too much and I have Verizon. That doesn’t work out too well.
4. That Betty White Snickers commercial was fun. Abe Vigoda has looked old for 30 years.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3rsaneyeXY
5. Are Brangelina still together or did that harlot Jennifer Aniston break them up? I really want to know. Not really, I just wanted to see if I could use the word harlot in a sentence.
6. Beat Cancer
7. I want a low fat food that tastes really really good. Like a low-fat cake that tastes like a real cake.
8. Why do healthy foods cost so much more than unhealthy food? I can get a bucket of chicken for 7 bucks, but salmon costs $95 a pound. I’m confused. I smell a conspiracy.
9. Why is Alicia Keys so good? Still….
10. There’s nothing wrong with talking to yourself..I do it all the time.
11. That Stevie Wonder Super Bowl commercial was pretty funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-D7ceLXR4rk
12. It’s a shame that Lady Gaga stole her style from that girl Harper on Wizards of Waverly Place? Yes, I have seen that show before.
13. Why do Rec basketball coaches & parents yell all the time? It is rec league.
14. Beat Cancer.
15. I can watch Star Wars every day, but I can’t watch Shakespeare in Love.
16. Eddie Murphy used to be really, really funny. Darn you Babyface’s ex baby mama! And Johnny Gill.
17. Does anyone but me notice that everyone that has been with Puffy except for Mary J. and Faith Evans has dealt with a really bad career and a falling out of some sort? Carl Thomas, 112, Da Band, Black Rob, Total, New Edition, etc.... I would be really mad if he made me go get a cheesecake and then after one album drop me from the label.
18. Dear beyonce, Please help us out. We need money. Sincerely, Destiny’s Child
19. My wife doesn't think this is funny...she's right, but that's ok....it's an outlet for my midlife crisis...
20. Who really watches the winter olympics? I love sports, but I don't watch the olympics. Except for the Jamaican bobsled team.
21. Why does my 7 year old daughter talk like she wants to go to the Bahamas? Why?
22. Can someone please explain to mean the meaning of Gucci Mane's "Lemonade" song? I don't get it, at all. Maybe because I'm old.
23. Isn't there a limit on the number of Barbies possible. Ireland Barbie, Doctor Barbie, Musketeer Barbie, Thumbelina Barbie, Emo Barbie, etc...
24. I want to see Cop Out. That looks really funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcwYEGdKto8 "you'll never find...."
